Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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