Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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