I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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