I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Your tits are I can't wait for
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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