She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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