We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
