Three words: puerto rican gang bang
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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