I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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