Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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