Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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