I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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