Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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