I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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