I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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