i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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