...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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