If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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