But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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