Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize