I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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