yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Randomize
