Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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