Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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