no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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