Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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