dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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