i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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