We're like a lot better than the average bears
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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