I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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