I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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