he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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