she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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