We're facebook friends in real life
We need to rekindle our bromance
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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