How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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