I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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