hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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