CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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