WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
as a side note pls kill me
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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