the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
operation have a gay friend backfired
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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