She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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