my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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