he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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