I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
pray to the hookup gods
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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