forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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