You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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