I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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