i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
