Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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