She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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