the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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