I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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