you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
