she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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